Just to get in the spirit of the Olympics™ this year, the VH staff has been training like true athletes.That is, we’ve been blood doping.
Sadly, none of us at VH actually know what blood doping is.The general consensus seems to center around removing blood from the body, adding something, and then re-introducing the blood back into the body.
To save you the pain we have endured, may we suggest that the following items not be used for blood doping: Pop Rocks, convenience store Rasberry Slushie syrup, Grey Goose vodka, tabasco, and/or Sea Monkeys.The latter should especially be avoided, as Sea Monkeys are hard to remove once introduced, as they tend to build castles and establish a monarchy.
What we learned:blood doping does not enhance performance.It’s hard to ski, run or lose an erection when your blood has the consistency of a McFlurry.
Take it from us:If you try blood doping, your blood will be tainted.And for those of you who know which bodily area comprises a taint, you know this is serious.
To celebrate the 2010 Olympics™ and it’s legally-mandated trademark symbol, we’re releasing a temporary disc of music featuring 34 all-new cuts that range from overly-testicular, proud and flatulent orchestral bombast -- all the way to soft, emotionally warm and lecherous piano – and practically everything in between.
Be aware that this is a temporary release for clients and is CD-only and not yet available on our website due to careful and excellent forethought by the VideoHelper management.
Contact us at 212.633.7009 if you’re a client and would like a copy.
