Very rarely do months go as poorly as July 2009 went for us.
Although we managed to release
MODULES 4 on the website on time, the production and release of the physical CD release took us more than two months to complete -- the worst VH delay on record.
During these dark times, we learned a lot about financial management, staffing choices and that if you ask a prostitute if she’s an undercover cop and she says “no,” she could be lying. Prostitutes are not known for their honesty – even hot police ones.
But we are not the only ones facing loss and misfortune during these dark, uncertain times. Here is just a sampling of what has happened to some of our clients:
• Longtime VH clients
Buy Buy Baby mourn the passing of NYC branch office manager Vinnie DeMarco, who died of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS). He was 461 months.
• Facing deep financial woes, the
San Diego Padres were forced to eat their mascot during an away game earlier this month. “Holy shit – imagine our surprise to discover that the San Diego Chicken is just a guy in a chicken suit,” lamented one player. “He was a good friend. A good, delicious friend.”
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Vogue magazine has reported that ad sales have plummeted down more than 80%, reducing the page count from 560 to 41 pages. A spokeswoman for the fashion magazine excitedly exclaimed “we’re almost down to our goal size!”
Our sympathies and best wishes to our clients, friends and undercover officer Kendra “Champagne” McCormick.
