After only three days, the newly-implemented “VideoHelper Company Suggestion Box Program” has been terminated. “This was supposed to improve morale and create a dialogue at our Monday morning meetings. All it has done is create negativity and disappointment. I’m very disappointed that our employees could not behave maturely and professionally. I feel very bad for them. They need to grow up and lead productive lives” said VH CEO, Stewart Winter.
Approximately on February 20th, the following suggestions and/or items were removed from the box:
ITEMS:
1. One half-eaten chicken leg
2. One VIP card from Skanks-a-Million Gentleman’s Club*
3. One positive home-pregnancy test with post-it note attached: “Mark, Rich, Steve, Pete, Carl, Lennox, & Brian, I need to talk to…one of you. Thanks! Sandy.”
4. A Xerox of some kind of ass.
SUGGESTION NOTES:
1. “401(k) Plan instead of scratch-off lottery tickets.”
2. “American porn mags in the men’s room. Stop outsourcing!”
3. “More company outings to Skanks-a-Million Gentlemen’s Club. They have a good Caesar Salad with a delicious fat-free dressing. Very hard to find!”**
4. “Release our newest disc, SCOREHELPER 6 a collection of five new complete contrasting scores, ranges from the proud, majestic orchestral swells of the documentary VIEWS OF JUPITER; the Phillip Glass-like, mathematical and intricate movement of CITY OF INDUSTRY; the experimental, song-driven score of REMIX AMERICA; the low-key and corporate-video-friendly ICONOCLAST; all the way to the classic Hollywood hugeness of the action/adventure THE TOMB OF PACHACUTI.”
* Traced back to Human Resources Manager, Finkel Finkelstein.
* Traced back to Human Resources Manager, Finkel Finkelstein.
