VH RELEASES NINE NEW OLYMPIC CUTS! CHINESE GOVERNMENT RELEASES NO ONE!

July 30, 2008
Nine new cuts specially created for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games -- AND  a whole new reason to write us angry letters of moral outrage!  Yay!

VIDEOHELPER CATCHES UP TO 20th CENTURY!

April 22, 2008

Our online seach engine now uses Flash to audition tracks!  Take that, Amish bastards!


VIDEOHELPER STRUGGLES CHOOSING APPROPRIATE STAFF FOR NAB!

April 10, 2008
Hoping to avoid the mistakes of last year's - and the previous 10yrs' - NAB Conference, VideoHelper is faced with the struggle of finding suitable staff members to send to Las Vegas

VIDEOHELPER GIVETH AND TAKETH AWAY!

April 1, 2008
VideoHelper has let go of a new disc, three employees and quite possibly the worst newsletter concept in history.

COMPANY SUGGESTION BOX PROGRAM TERMINATED! NEW DISC RELEASED!

February 25, 2008
After only three days, the newly-implemented "VideoHelper Company Suggestion Box Program" has been terminated.

VIDEOHELPER’S MODULES REVIEWED IN POST MAGAZINE

February 1, 2008
VideoHelper's Modules - a narrative sound design product - is ready-to-serve sound design right out of the box. It's a perfectly thought-out spectrum of sound...

VIDEOHELPER WRITER’S STRIKE RUINS NEW LIBRARY’S RELEASE!

November 9, 2007
What can possibly ruin the relase of an incredible new library?  A writer's strike.  And a lapse in medication. 

COMPANY CEO NO LONGER ALLOWED TO TALK TO “OUTSIDE PEOPLE.”

April 12, 2007
Sampson had Delilah.  Crosby, Stills Nash and Young had -- well -- Crosby, Stills and Nash.  And now VideoHelper has its own personal albatross.  Meet its CEO.

POST MAGAZINE ARTICLE

March 1, 2007
And we didn't even have to pay for it.

MEET KEVIN. SHY, CONFUSED, LONELY. NEW.

February 8, 2007

"Our newest release, ScoreHelper 5," he'd say with his innocent eyes wide and imploring, "features five new discrete score


HAPPY HOLIDAYS! WE'RE SO VERY, VERY SORRY!

December 14, 2006
In an effort to fully embrace the holiday spirit of world peace and cooperation, we here at VideoHelper decided to send our various holiday wishes to all of our clients...

VIDEOHELPER RELEASES SCANDALOUS INTEROFFICE MEMO! UNDERGOES REDESIGN!

August 26, 2006

 The president of VH returns from vacation to find huge changes have been made in his absence..


NEW SCOREHELPER DISC RELEASED! QUESTIONS ANSWERED!

June 15, 2006
VH clients pose anonymous questions.  VH answers.  VH clients learn nothing.

MODULES 2 ARRIVES!

January 26, 2006
In an effort to appease angry shareholders, clients & torch-wielding villagers, VideoHelper releases Disc 30 1/2: MODULES [2]!

VIDEOHELPER VIOLATES FEDERAL LAWS, RELEASES DISC!

September 30, 2005
We, the management of VideoHelper, would like to apologize to our loyal clients for erroneous and, quite frankly, outlandish claims we have made...

SCOREHELPER:DISC 03 RELEASED! SCOLECIPHOBICS BEWARE!

July 29, 2005
VH learns that newest disc, ScoreHelper:Disc 03, provides no protection whatsoever from worms...

VIDEOHELPER STARTS NEW BUSINESS VENTURES! VIDEOHELPER CLOSES BUSINESS VENTURES!

May 25, 2005
VH attempts to salvage dignity & cash with newest release, Disc 29: INFONEWSDRAMATAINMENT...

SCOREHELPER: AN ENTIRELY NEW LIBRARY FROM VIDEOHELPER RELEASED!

February 2, 2005
Introducing ScoreHelper: a new library of original, full-length cinematic soundtracks that cover the range of film scores...

VIDEOHELPER WHINES ABOUT ACHEIVEMENTS, MISSPELLS ACHIEVEMENTS!

October 26, 2004
We here at VideoHelper feel that we don't have to strut and crow about our world-reaching achievements in music...

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